Vanessa Kachadurian on our favorite Attorney Goof

Well well, the self professed Internet Attorney is at it again. Trying to self promote himself. (yawn) California just doesn't want this guy so he has to pimp out his services to other law firms. What happened to the spam marketers he represented? Oh that is right the Supreme court favored the opinion of the TRUE Internet Attorneys and they WON. A Victory for all people who hate SPAM and who hate self-promoting Attorneys. Poor Guy, cannot even get any kind of judgment to stick had to hire an agent who doesn't even want to have anything to do with the swine. Take some speech classes, get rid of the lisp and maybe I can get you an introduction to REAL celebrity Attorneys - Remember I know the best in the world. If Bennie cannot win a case he resorts to name calling, he even does this with other Attorneys like hottie Dan Balsam (calls him a Spamulance Chaser) and I am the owner of his title "Cyper Harassment poster child" with mental derangement. Gee Kelley, I am not the one that labels others then when you are held accountable you cry wolf to the police department and District Attorney of Los Angeles who want nothing to do with your school yard games. I am sorry, you cannot win any kind of case and have to self-promote yourself. Here is the latest. It seems Bennie wants to be appointed to the City Planning Commission of Santa Monica. Here is his application. He will always boast about his paltry awards. Ask Bennet why he no longer writes for the Santa Monica FREE press? http://www.smgov.net/departments/clerk/boards/applicants.aspx?b=15&a=1501 When he loses he has a tantrum and takes it out on the person he loses to. Bennie's poison pen has no muster to it because no one cares about the self-Professed Internet Attorney, Low Life Lying Liberal Lawyer or is it the Prick of Providence? Those of you who don't want this LOW LIFE LYING LIBERAL LAWYER TO gain access to politics beyond just writing about it with his cute little labels please contact the City Clerk of Santa Monica Sarah Gorman. Explain about his prejudices toward the Armenian population and his alliance with a shadowy group that was just featured on "60 Minutes" We don't want this sort of person involved with California politics in any way shape or form. Besides Bennie is not a California Native and did not live in Santa Monica for 9 years. His OFFICE IS IN Santa Monica, he lived in Glendale, CA with the Armenians trying to get some class rubbed on him or maybe he just likes dark exotic men? Well it beats diddling little boys. Your style of writing is getting old, better find a new muse and another wealthy client that can afford to pay you $150,000 while I paid what was it again? oh yes Zero. You won nothing, except Low Life Lying Liberal Lawyer of Los Angeles or is that Rhode Island? We leave you with one of Bennie's guest appearances on the Brian Whatley show. Normally Brian talks about "Paranormal Activity" and UFOS. I guess it was a slow day back in JAnuary 2012 and they needed some cheap entertainment. I hear Bennet goes for FREE so long as his face and voice are front and center.

Bennie with his Therapy Dog. My favorite photo of the Bitch and the Bastard. http://www.bryanleewhatley.com/theshow/ Hey Bryan, if you want me on the show, I can bring some very well known attorneys and celebrites. But unlike "Bennie" they charge for their interviews. Poor Bennie, he is so frustrated cannot get ahead in California. Or is that Head? Oh well, not one to pick on his sexual orientation as I don't care. It is his low moral character and self promotion at other's expense that is concerning. Alas, the truth is comming out. I can still practice my freedom of speech and Bennet will never stop or intimdate me or anyone else. Just as Bennet writes for his FREE rags and name calls so shall we practice this same right. Poor Poor Bennet Kelley, you gotta get in their with the big dogs instead of child traffickers if you want to hit the big time.